Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya
karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha
Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se,
Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
Jo Juldi mile woh hai gum
Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile
woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.
Life is like math
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko
multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent,
respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.
5 great people:
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka
nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in
Touch
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband-
bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Meri to behan hai"!
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle"
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!
Murga SARDAR tha!!!
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi
di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le
gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
Message pe message bhejte ho,
Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh
bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per,
per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Aapki Dosti hamein is kada
Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai, Jis tarah bin paani ke machli bechari
hai, Ab na aur kuch khawish hai, Bus tum DOST bane raho ye hi tum se guzarish
hai.By neha kaushik
Aasman humse naraaz
Aasman humse naraaz hai.....?? Taaron ka gussa behisaab hai.! Vo sab humse jalte
hain, kyunki Chand se behtar DOST hamare paas hai. By neha kaushik
bhulna tumhe na asaan
bhulna tumhe na asaan hoga,jo bhule tumhe vo nadaan hoga,aap to baste ho dil
mein hamare,aap hamein na bhulein ye aapka ehsan hoga....miss u sooo much By Sav
U may be out of my Nazer, but u not out
U may be out of my Nazer, but u not out of my Dil,u may be out of my reach, but
u r not out of my soch,I may be kush be nahi to u, But u will be always Sub Kush
to Me. By Sara sheikh
Jub dosti ki dastan Waqt sunae ga,
Jub dosti ki dastan Waqt sunae ga, hum ko bi koi shaks yaad aey ga, tub bhool
jain gay zindagi ke gum ko, jub aap kay saath guzra wakt yaad aey ga. By Naiema
Zindgai udaas hone ka naam nahi,,
Zindgai udaas hone ka naam nahi,,,,,,, Dosti sirf paas hone ka naam nahi, Agar
tum door reh kar bhi hame yaad rakho,,,,,,, is se badkar hame koi enaam nahi...By
Pretty
sans lene se bhi teri yaad
sans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai, nalene se meri jaan jati hai, kasise kahun
ki sanns se main jinda hon jabki sans se pehle teri yaad hai. By Pretty
Log laut jate Gum hamara
Log laut jate Gum hamara dekhkar jaise Lehar laut jati hai kinara dekhkar.
Matt dena kandhha meri Arthi ko tum kahin phir se Zinda na ho jau Tumhara Sahara
Dekhkar...By Amul
LOHY KO LOHA KATY
LOHY KO LOHA KATY
SONY KO SONA KATY
INSAN KO INSAN KATY
OR
MARE DOA HAI K -----------------------------
TUM KO KUTA KATY By Mona
CHUP REHTE HAI KYUKI KOI KHAFA
CHUP REHTE HAI KYUKI KOI KHAFA NA HO JAYE.......
HUMSE KOI RUSHWA NA HO JAYE......
BADI MUSHKIL SE KOI APNA BANA HAI,,,,
MILNE SE PEHLE HI KAHI JUDA NA HO JAYE By TANVI
Kash mera ghar tere ghar k samne hota
Kash mera ghar tere ghar k samne hota
baat nahi par deedar to hotaa........... By malaika
KAHA THA US NE K APNA BANA K CHORON
KAHA THA US NE K APNA BANA K CHORON GA
HUWA BHI YOUN K APNA BANA K CHOR DEIYA By N.W.KHAN
tum hamaare kisi tarah na hue
tum hamaare kisi tarah na hue
varana duniya main kya nahi hotaa By N.W.KHAN
dil se tera kahayal na jai
dil se tera kahayal na jai to kaya karain,tu bata tu yad aaye to kaya
karain,hasrat hai tuje ik nazar dekhanay ki,magar kismat wo lamaha na laye to
kaya karain By Hunny
muskra kar hum jee jathe hain.
muskra kar hum jee jathe hain. laiken zeher ka piyla pee jathe hain.
jaan se bhi ziyada pyaar karthe hain ke marthe marthe bhi hum jee jathe hain. By
Thameem
Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho....
.... Toh itihaas banaati hai ! By Ashu
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari ! By Ashu
Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !By Ashu
Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !By Ashu
Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,
Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,
Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye !!By Ashu
Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer
Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon,
Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,
Hai meri dosti mein itna dum,
Apni aankh ka aansoon teri aankh se gira sakta hoon !!By Ashu
Raatein gumnaam hoti hai,
Raatein gumnaam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jeete hai,
Ki har lamha doston ke naam hota hai !By Ashu
Khawabon mein ayeng
Khawabon mein ayenfe SMS ki tarah. Dil mein Bas jaen ge RINGTONE ki tarah. Pyar
kabhi kam na ho ga BALANCE ki tarah. Bus aap busy na rehna NETWORK ki
tarah!i!i!i..By Anas
Raaste aise ho, jo chalen
Raaste aise ho, jo chalen ko majboor kare, Maikhane aise ho jo peene ko majboor
kare, Jab koi maut ka daaman thamnaa chahe, tow dost aise ho jo jeene ko majboor
kare By Jeet
Dharti ka gum choopane ke
Dharti ka gum choopane ke liye gagan hota hai, dil ka gum choppane ke liye badan
hota hai, Mer ke bhi choopane honge gum shaayad isliye har laash pe ek kafan
hota hai By Jeet
Dosti Se Aaj Pyar Sharmaya
Dosti Se Aaj Pyar Sharmaya Hai, Teri Chahat Ne Kuch Aisa Gazab Dhaaya Hai.
Khudaa Se Kya Tujhe Maange, Woh Tow Khud Aaj Mujh Se Tujh Jaisa Dost Mangne Aaya
Hai.
Porpose karne ka naya style.
Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek
bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!
sawal ka jawab yes or no
Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao ... .... ... kya aapko
pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai?
zindagi k sath bhi , zindagi ke baad bhi!
Our FRIENDSHIP is not like NIKE- just do it, not like PEPSI- yeh dil mange
more,not like WILLS- made 4 each other , But like LIC- zindagi k sath bhi ,
zindagi ke baad bhi!
Love Kya Hai
Love kho to do lafz, mano to bandagi, socho to gehra sager, dubo to zindagi, kro
to asan, nibhao to mushkil, bikhre to sara zamana, simte to sirf tum.
Jab hum ne unse pooncha, Sapnna kya hota hain
Jab hum ne unse pooncha, Sapnna kya hota hain to unhone kaha, Bandh aankhon mein
jo apna hota hain khuli aankhon mein wohi sapna hota hain.
D se Dosti D se Dushman
D se Dosti D se Dushmani D se Dill D se Dill lagi D se Dewana D se Dewangi D se
Dharkan D se Dar D se Dekha app ko D se Dream mein Phir B se Bekrar ho ker M se
Message ker dala app ko
subah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,
subah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,dopar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,shaam ko
yaad aayi to heart ne skip kiya ,aur jab jaan pe ban aayi to aap ko sms kiya.
Ek sapna-Kisi apne se milna
Ek sapna-Kisi apne se milna,Ek ittefaq-Aapka humari zindagi mein aana,Ek
haqiqat- Aap se dosti karna aur,Ek tamanna -Dosti ko zindagi bhar nibhana.....
Height of selfishnes.
Height of selfishnes. Arz kiya hai, woh aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye,
Baki jo tail tha diya main sara sir pe laga gaye!
Tu bada hi sweet hai re
Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi
ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya...Phir mere dil me khayal
aaya...Ke lagta hay ki...Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi "NAHAYA"
Har koi pyaar k liye tarapta
Har koi pyaar k liye tarapta hai,Har koi pyaar k liye rota hai mere pyaar ko
ghalat nahi samjhna dost pyaar to doston mein bhi hota hai.By Mudassir
DOsti gunah hai to hone na
DOsti gunah hai to hone na dena Dosti Khuda hai to khone na dena karte ho dosti
jab kisi se to us Dost ko kabhi rone na dena. By Mudassir
mujhy raat achi lagti hai lakin din nahin
Mujhy raat achi lagti hai lakin din nahin
Mujhy phool achay lagtay hain lakin khushboo nahin
mujhy log achy lagtay hain lakin duniya nahin
mujhy sher achay lagtay hain lakin shairee nahin
mujhy tum achay lagty ho lakin tum nahin "Sirf Tum" By Tooba
har dua kubul nahi hoti,
har dua kubul nahi hoti,
har aarzu puri nahi hoti,
jinke dil mein \"aap\"jaise dost rahte ho,
unke liye dhadakne bhi zaruri nahi hoti.....By Ranjit
Har baat ka jawab inkar nahin hota
Har baat ka jawab inkar nahin hota
Har jaga rukna intazar nahin hota
Yun to milti hein hazaron se nazrein
Her nazar ka milna magar pyar nahin hota By Masood Ahmed
Shah jahan ne kaha Taj Mehal dekh kar
Shah jahan ne kaha Taj Mehal dekh kar
her khirki ,
her darwaza dekh kar
her kamra
her daalaan dekh kar
Maan kasam ! bahot kharcha ho giya By Tooba
Jis din se juda vo humse hue
Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chor diya
Phool hai gulaab ka
Phool hai gulaab ka
husn hai janaab ka
Tasveer tairee mairay dil main hai
Phir faida kia is naqaab ka By Boss
woh garam garam pani
woh garam garam pani. woh sabun ki khushboo.woh bathroom main shampoo ki
bottle...khar tum kya janoo rooz rooz nahane main kitna maza aata hai By Sumit
Do you know the Meaning of SMS?
Do you know the Meaning of SMS?
Sort Message Service!...Nahi yaar SMS means..
Some Money Send!!
So, Jab chahe mere Mb no or A/C no. per SMS kar dena, Sharmana ya Gabrana mat!!
By the way +8800177037355 ya mera Mb no, A/C no bhi do kya?!! By UZZAL
The Time Since I Met U,
The Time Since I Met U, I have Realized That A Friend Like You Is Worth Million
Dollars.So,if U Don't Mind.."Bech du kya" By Darshan
Tu kahe to Aasma se la aao Tara,
Tu kahe to Aasma se la aao Tara,
Tu kahe to bina Oxygen ka karlo gujara,
Tu kahe to Duniya ko bhi jokado teri kadmo mai..
Aab Tu hi batah aase aur kitna Jhut bolo mai! By UZZAL
Har Asiq de data hai aapna Dil,
Har Asiq de data hai aapna Dil,
Hasino ki Aadaye hoti hain aayse Katil,
Har pal aap ko Sms kare yahi chahe mera Dil..
Par Gabrata hon najane kitna aajaye Mobile ka Bill!By UZZAL
Humko tumse pyar hai,
Humko tumse pyar hai,
Jiya bekarar hai,
Aaja mera Bulbul...
Tera Intezer hai!!
Yeh mera nahi...
Aapka liya Central Zoo mai rehnawale Aap ke Doston ka Fariyad Hai!!By UZZAL
Tum hi mera Ringtone, Vibration bhi Tum,
Tum hi mera Ringtone, Vibration bhi Tum,
Tum mera Bsln,Airtel aur Tata Indicom,
Tum ho mera Mms Tum hi Sms,
Tum mera Dil ki Network Coverage!!By UZZAL
Ek asman Urnaki lea,
Ek asman Urnaki lea,
Ek hawa urraniki lea,
Ek zindagi ginaki lea,
Ek zaher marnaki lea, lakin
Ek ha dost jo tumko sat dagi baspan ki tara
Ab tum batao aisa dost tume milagi kaha??? By Sahel
Dhalti shaam ka khula ehsaas
Dhalti shaam ka khula ehsaas hai,Mere dil mein teri jagah kuch khaas hai...Tu
nahi hai maloom hai mujhe,Par dil kehta hai ae dost tu yahi mere ass paas hai...
By Pretty
Kon kehta hai judai ho gi
Kon kehta hai judai ho gi??????????Yeh afwah kisi dushman ney uraai ho
gi.....Shan say rahaingay dil may tere.......Itni tou jagha hum ney banaai ho
gi;)(FRIENDS 4EVER)TAKE CARE By Pretty
akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai
akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan sara,lagta hai pyar ek ek taara, in taaron
mein sabse pyar hai ek sitara jo is waqt par raha hai sms humara By Shehzadi
Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega, Magar hamari tarhan tumhe kaun chahega, Zarur
koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega, Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..
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