Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,
Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..
Tujhe utha ke lon ya bitha ke lon
Tujhe utha ke lon ya bitha ke lon
karon andhera ya balb jala ke lon
ya tujhe khada karon phir teri jhuka ke lon
ab to hi bata ke main tere tasver kaise lon
Judge-y did u attack tat young man?
Judge-y did u attack tat young man?
Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL
FOOL!
U picked me up,U took me home
U picked me up,U took me home,U put ur hands around my waist,U took off my
top,then U put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.
A daughter sends a telegram
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,which the
father receives as:”father, your daughter has been successful in BED.”
Musharraf said to his mother
Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai! Jab
bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro.
Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…!
School- a place where papa pays
School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree
When I take a long time
When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don’t do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You’re an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He’s only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He’s on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It’s because he’s overworked
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets
Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI” Saheli ki saheli ko 1
“PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!
mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka
In a bath room, a boy touches
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.
pahlay hat ma lo
pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna
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