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Latest Adult SmS Messages
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Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. MOM:Put ur biggest thng on
her hairiest thng. SON:got my nose in her armpit. Now what?
SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U’ll enjoy it! I’ll Die w/out
SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u.
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a
woman’s destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!
There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and
for people with your face …NO SEX !
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty
good
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won’t shut up long enough to
build up pressure.
1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a
few seconds, then ask da naked man, ‘HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?’
I want to suck you… I want to lick you… I wanna move my tongue all over you… I
want to feel you in my mouth… that’s how u… eat an ice cream…
What a girl wants? A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts.who opens her heart
recives love.who opens her legs recieves happines
A teacher ask”wot part of the body goes to heaven first?”A child replies”feet-
coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!
Who dares wins - I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who
wins!
HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub tease
pamper console worship respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job
(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired
arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!
Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we
can multiply!
Why do women have orgasms during sex???It gives them something to moan about
even when they are fuc***g enjoyin themselves.
23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls u cant throw &1
cock that cant “crow”.dont laff ladies??UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE
I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday.
Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day!
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to
have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
A man wanted 2 get married!He had a choice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd
woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wid big tits!
Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she lifts 2 mountains on her
chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.
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