We have a lot of kids who
don't know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word.
-- Hillary Clinton |
Employee of the month is a
good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same
time.
-- Demetri Martin |
President Bush is trying to
put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared
victory in the 'War on Jobs.'
-- Craig Kilborn |
Today is 'Take our Daughters
to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as
it's called at the Nike factory - Thursday.
-- Bill Maher |
Doing nothing is very hard to
do...you never know when you're finished.
-- Leslie Nielsen |
The trouble with unemployment
is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
-- Slappy White |
It's just a job. Grass grows,
birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
-- Muhammad Ali |
I only go to work on days
that don't end in a 'y'.
-- Robert Paul |
A good rule of thumb is if
you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name
tag, you've made a serious vocational error.
-- Dennis Miller |
I like work: it fascinates
me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
-- Jerome K Jerome (Three Men in a Boat, 1889) |
The easiest job in the world
has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could
happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse
-- Dennis Miller (quoted in Underground Humor, 1997,
ed: Edward Bergin) |
My father taught me to work;
he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln |
The reason why worry kills
more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- Robert Frost |
Hard work never killed
anybody, but why take a chance?
-- Edgar Bergen |
You moon the wrong person at
an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
-- Jeff Foxworthy |
By working faithfully eight
hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
-- Robert Frost |
I always arrive late at the
office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
-- Charles Lamb |
The first sign of a nervous
breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important.
-- Milo Bloom |
All I've ever wanted was an
honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
-- Steve Martin |
If it weren't for the last
minute, nothing would get done...
-- Anonymous |
