In politics, if you want
anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
-- Margaret Thatcher |
Women will never be as
successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
-- Dick Van Dyke |
For me there are only two
type of women: goddesses and doormats.
-- Pablo Picasso |
All women are good - good for
nothing, or good for something.
-- Miguel De Cervantes |
Women have a passion for
mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their
clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
-- Marcel Achard |
Women: Can't live with them,
can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.
-- Sean Williamson |
A liberated woman is one who
has sex before marriage and a job after.
-- Gloria Steinem |
You don't know a women till
you've met her in court.
-- Norman Mailer |
The lovely thing about being
40 is that you can appreciate 25 year old men more.
-- Colleen McCullough |
My understanding of
women goes only as far as the pleasures.
-- Michael Caine (Alfie, 1966) |
My wife is going to kill me.
But you look like my wife, so that's Ok!
-- Jay Leno (as he had his arms around Curvaceous cook
Nigella Lawson) |
Brigands demand your
money or your life; women require both.
-- Samuel Butler |
Whatever women do they must
do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not
difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton |
Women are like
Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
-- W.C. Fields |
I love women. They're the
best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our
level, that's fine.
-- Mel Gibson |
There are worse
occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse.
-- Laurence Sterne |
I wonder why it is,
that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a
bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.
-- David Niven |
Guys are like dogs.
They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one
time...they're gone.
-- Lenny Bruce |
One of the most difficult
things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
-- Edgar Watson Howe |
I chased a girl for two years
only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy
about girls.
-- Groucho Marx |
