Give a man a fish and he eats
for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend.
-- Zenna Schaffer |
How to make a million
dollars: First, get a million dollars.
-- Steve Martin |
Why don't they make the whole
plane out of that black box stuff.
-- Steven Wright |
If at first you don't
succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
-- W.C. Fields |
Some folks are wise and some
otherwise.
-- Josh Billings |
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom
listens.
-- Jimi Hendrix |
A candidate is someone who
gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each
other.
-- Unknown |
Wise men make proverbs, but
fools repeat them.
-- Samuel Palmer |
Whenever I'm caught between
two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West |
The pen is mightier than the
sword, and considerably easier to write with.
-- Marty Feldman |
I believe in getting into hot
water. I think it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton |
Wise men don't need advice.
Fools won't take it.
-- Benjamin Franklin |
My idea of an agreeable
person is a person who agrees with me.
-- Benjamin Disraeli |
Every generalization is
dangerous, especially this one.
-- Mark Twain |
A word to the wise ain't
necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
-- Bill Cosby |
The difference between the
right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and
a lightning bug.
-- Mark Twain |
An appeaser is one who feeds
a crocodile--hoping it will eat him last.
-- Winston Churchill |
Make happy those who are
near, and those who are far will come.
-- Proverb |
Example isn't another way to
teach, it is the only way to teach.
-- Albert Einstein |
You're fooling yourself if
you argue with a fool - others may not know the difference.
-- Robert Paul |
