NBC - no body
cares.
-- Jay Leno |
My father hated
radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that
too.
-- Peter De Vries |
Television is to
news what bumper stickers are to philosophy.
-- Richard Nixon |
Janet Jackson's
'wardrobe malfunction' cost CBS Five hundred and Fifty grand this week. Boy,
what a tough week for the network. First, the false documents on President
Bush's National Guard record and now this. CBS says they have learned their
lesson: no more trying to expose boobs.
--
Bill
Maher |
Kid to his Dad as
they watch TV: "Dad, tell me again how when you were my age you had to walk
all the way across the room to change a channel."
-- Anonymous |
On cable TV they
have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that
where I grew up. We called it a window.
-- Dan Spencer |
I won't eat
anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive
or a politician.
-- Marty Feldman |
The rain forest
has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In
this case it was the rain forest.
-- Jack Dee
(on filming in Siberia, Mail On Sunday, 8
Dec 2002) |
I find television
very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other
room and read a book.
-- Groucho Marx |
The only war we
ever had was the time we ran out of Mr Kipling cakes.
-- Jimmy Perry
(On claims of problems whilst filming
Dad's Army) |
