A Minneapolis
company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your
wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security.
Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how
does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now
he's got your gun too!
-- Jay Leno |
I was sued by
a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on
television and I bent her contraceptive coil.
-- Uri Geller |
In view of the
fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did
not also limit his stupidity.
-- Konrad Adenauer |
The two most
common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that
order.
-- Brian Pickrell |
There is more
stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
-- Frank Zappa |
A stupid man's
report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously
translates what he hears into something he can understand.
-- Bertrand Russell |
Most fools
think they are only ignorant.
-- Benjamin Franklin |
The difference
between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
-- Albert Einstein |
Only two
things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure
about the former.
-- Albert Einstein |
