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A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too!
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Jay Leno
I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil.
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Uri Geller
In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.
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Konrad Adenauer
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
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Brian Pickrell
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Frank Zappa
A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
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Bertrand Russell
Most fools think they are only ignorant.
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Benjamin Franklin
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
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Albert Einstein
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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Albert Einstein
 


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