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Politics Funny Quotes
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[Tony Blair] is like an actor
who doesn't really believe in his script himself but has the incredible
skill to make everyone else believe in it.
-- Tom Conti |
One of my movies was called
"True Lies." It's what the Democrats should have called their convention.
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger |
Today, the L.A. Times accused
Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling you, this guy is
presidential material.
-- Dave Letterman |
[On his running for
California Governor]
It's the most important decision I've had to make since 1978 when I decided
to get a bikini wax.
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger |
My choice early in life was
either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the
truth, there's hardly any difference.
-- Harry S. Truman (circa 1962) |
Politicians are wonderful
people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as
working for a living.
-- P. J. ORourke |
Politics is perhaps the only
profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson |
Politics is not a bad
profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself
you can always write a book.
-- Ronald Reagan |
A good politician is quite as
unthinkable as an honest burglar.
-- H. L. Mencken |
You can lead a man to
Congress, but you can't make him think.
-- Milton Berle |
I was allowed to ring the
bell for five minutes until everyone was in assembly. It was the beginning
of power.
-- Jeffrey Archer |
Run for office? No.
I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to
too many parties.
-- George Clooney |
A politician is a
fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
-- Texas Guinan |
The mistake a lot of
politicians make is in forgetting they've been appointed and thinking
they've been anointed.
-- Claude D. Pepper |
We would all like to vote for
the best man but he is never a candidate.
-- Frank McKinney Hubbard |
The word 'politics' is
derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning
'blood sucking parasites'.
-- Larry Hardiman |
I'm not a member of any
organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers |
The political machine
triumphs because it is a united minority acting against a divided majority.
-- Will Durant |
Everything is changing.
People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
-- Will Rogers |
In politics, an
absurdity is not a handicap.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte |
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