Do you think that when they
asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
-- Stephen Wright |
I try to do the right thing
with money. Save a dollar here and there, clip some coupons. Buy ten gold
chains instead of 20. Four summer homes instead of eight.
-- L L Cool J |
A man explained inflation to
his wife thus:
'When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more
of you, but you are not worth as much.'
-- Lord Barnett |
Some people get so rich they
lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
-- Rita Rudner |
As a child, a library card
takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card
does it.
-- Sam Ewing (Readers Digest, Dec, 1997) |
When people ask me if I have
any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.
-- Nick Arnette |
Money isn't everything but it
sure keeps you in touch with your children.
-- J. Paul Getty |
If you want to know what God
thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
-- Dorothy Parker |
Compatible: Your money fits
in the salesperson's wallet.
-- Rod Carty |
I always look skint. When I
buy a Big Issue, people take it out of my hand and give me a pound.
-- Billy Connolly |
I was a bank teller. That was
a great job. I was bringing home $450,000 a week.
-- Joel Lindley |
My problem lies in
reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
-- Errol Flynn |
You can be young without
money but you can't be old without it.
-- Tennessee Williams |
Pound notes are the best
religion in the world.
-- Brendan Behan |
We all need money, but there
are degrees of desperation.
-- Anthony Burgess |
The two most beautiful words
in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.'
-- Dorothy Parker |
When its a question of money,
everybody is of the same religion.
-- Voltaire |
Any man who has $10,000 left
when he dies is a failure.
-- Errol Flynn |
The safe way to double your
money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
-- Frank McKinney Hubbard |
The only reason I made a
commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.
-- Peter Ustinov |
