Funny thing how you first
meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She
was digging it.
-- Les Dawson |
Love is the delightful
interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks
like a haddock.
-- John Barrymore |
It's better to have loved and
lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
-- Laurence J Peter |
If love is blind, why is
lingerie so popular?
-- Unknown |
I recently read that love is
entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonnette |
Love is so confusing - you
tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the
lights!
-- Robert Orben |
I've been in love with the
same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
-- Henry Youngman |
If love is the answer, could
you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin |
Absence -- that common cure
of love.
-- Miguel De Cervantes |
Love is the delightful
interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks
like a haddock.
-- John Barrymore |
A kiss can be a comma, a
question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every
woman ought to know.
-- Mistinguette
(as quoted in Theatre Arts, Dec 1955) |
Love is an irresistible
desire to be irresistibly desired.
-- Robert Frost |
Love ceases to be a pleasure,
when it ceases to be a secret.
-- Aphra Behn |
(Love) A temporary insanity
curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce |
What the world really needs
is more love and less paper work.
-- Pearl Bailey |
Where love is concerned, too
much is not even enough.
-- Pierre De Beaumarchais |
Love is the heart of the
soul.
-- Robert Paul |
Love is a state in which a
man sees things most decidedly as they are not.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche |
When love and skill work
together, expect a masterpiece.
-- John Ruskin |
A kiss: To a young girl,
faith; to a married woman, hope; to an old maid, charity.
-- V.P. Skipper |
