Over the past 50 years Bob
Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million
gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.
-- Eddie Murphy |
He who laughs last has not
yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht |
We must laugh at man to avoid
crying for him.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte |
You can't deny laughter; when
it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it
wants.
-- Stephen King fromHearts in Atlantis. |
Laughter is higher than all
pain.
-- Elbert Hubbard |
Laughter is the closest
distance between two people.
-- Victor Borge |
Not by wrath does one kill,
but by laughter.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche |
Start every day with a smile
and get it over with.
-- W.C. Fields |
A day without laughter is a
day wasted.
-- Charlie Chaplin |
Everything is funny as long
as it is happening to somebody else.
-- Will Rogers |