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Happiness Funny Quotes

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. -- Oscar Wilde
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. -- Johnny Carson
A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late. -- Frank Sinatra (The Joker is Wild, 1957)
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket. -- Robert Orben
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. -- Rita Mae Brown
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion. -- Jean Jacques Rousseau
One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual. -- Terry Pratchett (Jingo, 1997)
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. -- Ogden Nash
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. -- Ingrid Bergman

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