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Government Funny Quotes
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Government is like a baby. An
alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan |
Bush gave an interview and he
said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me
laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a
Tickle Me Elmo.
-- Bill Maher |
Big news on CNN, a search has
uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous substances.
Not in Iraq, in Rush Limbaugh's medicine cabinet.
-- Jay Leno |
Folk who don't know why
America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.
-- Milton Berle |
Recession is when your
neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is
when Jimmy Carter loses his.
-- Ronald Reagan (During 1980 presidential campaign) |
Giving money and power to
government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
-- P. J. ORourke |
The taxpayers are sending
congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep
coming back!
-- Will Rogers |
Government's view of the
economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If
it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it.
-- Ronald Reagan |
The difference between golf
and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
-- George Deukmejian |
Britain has invented a new
missile. It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be
fired.
-- Walter Walker (quoted in Newspapers, 1981) |
The weather is like the
government, always in the wrong.
-- Jerome K Jerome |
A recent conversation: Dubya:
Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George!
-- Dennis Miller |
The single most exciting
thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare.
-- Daniel Patrick Moynihan (as quoted in NY Times, Mar
2, 1976) |
I don't mind what Congress
does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
-- Victor Hugo |
It may be true that you can't
fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to rule a
large country.
-- Will Durant |
Nature, our father and
mother, gave us all we have got. The state, our elder brother, swipes the
lot.
-- Piet Hein |
I don't make jokes. I just
watch the government and report the facts.
-- Will Rogers |
How many legs does a dog have
if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg
-- Abraham Lincoln |
If you can't convince them,
confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman |
Democracy becomes a
government of bullies tempered by editors.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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