Some Have Psychologists, Some
Have Sportologists — I Smoke
-- Angel Cabrera |
For most amateurs, the best
wood in the bag...the pencil!
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez |
Show me a man who is a good
loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
-- Jim Murray |
Golf is a fascinating game.
It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it.
-- Ted Ray |
My luck is so bad that if I
bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
-- Ed Furgol |
Hockey is a sport for white
men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men
dressed like black pimps.
-- Renee Hicks |
It took me seventeen years to
get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf
course.
-- Hank Aaron |
I had a wonderful experience
on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank
the divot.
-- Don Adams |
I have a tip that can take 5
strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
-- Arnold Palmer |
I know I'm getting better at
golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators.
-- Gerald R. Ford |
The reason they call if
'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.
-- Leslie Nielsen |
The uglier a man's legs are,
the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.
-- H. G. Wells
(Bealby, 1915) |
In primitive society, when
native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called
witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
-- Anonymous |
If you watch a game, it's
fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
-- Bob Hope |
The only time my prayers are
never answered is on the golf course.
-- Billy Graham |
Playing golf is like going to
a strip joint. After 18 holes you're tired and most of your balls are
missing.
-- Tim Allen |
The uglier a man's legs are,
the better he plays golf -- it's almost a law.
-- H. G. Wells |
Golf is like a love affair:
If you don't take it seriously, it's not fun; if you do take it seriously,
it breaks your heart.
-- Arnold Daly |
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain |
Golf is a game whose aim is
to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly
ill-designed for the purpose.
-- Winston Churchill |
