Arsenal caress a football the
way I dreamed of caressing Marilyn Monroe.
-- Brian Clough |
Elton John decided he wanted
to rename Watford and call it Queen of the South.
-- Tommy Docherty |
[after Cantona attacked a fan
mid 90's]
Wasn't it good to see Eric Cantona back in action? Let's hope that this time
he remembers that kicking people in the teeth is the Tory government's job.
-- Tony Blair |
I'm enjoying every day. I've
tried everything: duck's head, chicken's head, chicken's feet and bats and
hopefully, if I keep that up, I'll be flying.
-- Paul Gascoigne (former Soccer Superstar, now playing
in the lower divisions of Chinese football) |
If he had gunpowder for
brains he couldn't blow his cap off.
-- Bill Shankly |
Brian Clough's worse than the
rain in Manchester. At least God stops that occasionally
-- Bill Shankly |
We absolutely annihilated
England. It was a massacre. We beat them 5-4.
-- Bill Shankly (Thoughts on a wartime Auld Enemy
clash) |
You son, could start a riot
in a graveyard.
-- Bill Shankly (to Tommy Smith) |
The trouble with referees is
that they know the rules, but they do not know the game.
-- Bill Shankly |
'If you are first you are
first. If you are second you are nothing.'
-- Bill Shankly |
