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Drink Funny Quotes
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Actually, it only takes one
drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth
or fourteenth.
-- George Burns |
I saw a notice that said
"Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.
-- Brendan Behan |
I don't drink these days. I
am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
-- Robert Downey Junior |
I envy people who drink -- at
least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant |
I was in for 10 hours and had
40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes.
-- George Best (on a blood transfusion for his liver
transplant, not on his Drinking) |
A man's got to believe in
something. I believe I'll have another drink.
-- W.C. Fields |
I've never been drunk, but
often I've been overserved.
-- George Gobel |
You're not drunk if you can
lie on the floor without holding on.
-- Dean Martin |
Time is never wasted when
you're wasted all the time.
-- Catherine Zandonella |
A drink a day keeps the
shrink away.
-- Edward Abbey |
Twas a woman who drove me to
drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her.
-- W.C. Fields |
When I read about the evils
of drinking, I gave up reading.
-- Henry Youngman |
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But
in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
-- Winston Churchill (replying to Lady Astor's comment
'Sir, you're drunk!') |
Actually, it only takes one
drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth
or fourteenth.
-- George Burns |
No animal ever invented
anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.
-- G. K. Chesterton |
One tequila, two tequila,
three tequila, floor.
-- George Carlin |
Always do sober what you said
you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
-- Ernest Hemingway |
A woman drove me to drink and
I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
-- W.C. Fields |
I feel sorry for people who
don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day.
-- Frank Sinatra |
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