Computers will never take the
place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
--
Sam
Ewing |
They've finally come up with
the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another
computer.
--
Milton Berle |
Reading computer manuals
without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the
software.
--
Arthur C. Clarke (Clarke's 69th Law, The Odyssey File,
1984) |
It's easy to fool the eye but
it's hard to fool the heart.
--
Al
Pacino (Pacino on Digitized Actors/Celebrities -
About.com Interview, Simone Premier, 2002) |
My computer goes down on me
more often than my girlfriend.
--
Robert Paul |
The only way to make your PC
go faster is to throw it out a window.
--
Robert Paul |
The question of whether
computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
--
Edsgar Dijkstra |
The use of COBOL cripples the
mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
--
Edsgar Dijkstra |
I think there is a world
market for maybe five computers.
--
Thomas Watson |
Always be wary of the
Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
--
Robert Paul |
