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Age Quotes
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Age to women is like
Kryptonite to Superman.
-- Kathy Lette |
I'm so old they've
cancelled my blood type.
-- Bob Hope |
When I was born I was
so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
-- Gracie Allen |
When I was young I was
called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered
eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm
labeled senile.
-- George Burns (Just you and me Kid, 1979) |
As you get older three things
happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
-- Sir Norman Wisdom |
Yes, time flies. And where
did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late.
-- Mike Tyson |
I'm affectionately
known by Elton John as either Sylvia Disc or the Bionic Christian.
-- Sir Cliff Richard |
You know you're getting
fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
-- John Mendoza |
As you get older, the
pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.
-- Carrie Fisher |
As we grow older, our
bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
-- Robert Quillen |
People say that age is just a
state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body.
-- Geoffrey Parfitt |
There is absolutely nothing
to be said in favour of growing old. There ought to be leglislation against
it.
-- Patrick Moore |
The secret of staying young
is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
-- Lucille Ball |
Middle age is the time when a
man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
-- Don Marquis |
I'm back... and you knew I
was coming. On my way here I passed a cinema with the sign 'The Mummy
Returns'.
-- Margaret Thatcher |
Whenever the talk turns to
age, I say I am 49 plus VAT.
-- Lionel Blair (The Mail on Sunday, June 1999) |
When I was a boy the Dead Sea
was only sick.
-- George Burns |
Many people die at twenty
five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.
-- Max Frisch |
A stockbroker urged me to buy
a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I
don't even buy green bananas'.
-- Claude D. Pepper |
Everybody wants to live
forever, but nobody wants to grow old.
-- Jonathan Swift |
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