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Advice Funny Quotes

I always advise people never to give advice. -- P. G. Wodehouse
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. -- Erica Jong (How to Save Your Own Life, 1977)
Never take a blind date to a silent film. -- Geoffrey Parfitt
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. -- Benjamin Franklin
Always drink upstream from the herd. -- Will Rogers
Never miss a good chance to shut up. -- Will Rogers
Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take. -- Josh Billings
Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing till it gets there. -- Josh Billings
Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. -- Elbert Hubbard
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. -- Wendell Johnson

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