I always advise people never
to give advice.
-- P. G. Wodehouse |
Advice is what we ask for
when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
-- Erica Jong
(How to Save Your Own Life, 1977) |
Never take a blind date to a
silent film.
-- Geoffrey Parfitt |
Early to bed and early to
rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
-- Benjamin Franklin |
Always drink upstream from
the herd.
-- Will Rogers |
Never miss a good chance to
shut up.
-- Will Rogers |
Advice is like castor oil,
easy to give, but dreadful to take.
-- Josh Billings |
Consider the postage stamp,
my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing till it
gets there.
-- Josh Billings |
Don't take life too
seriously, you'll never get out of it alive.
-- Elbert Hubbard |
Always and never are two
words you should always remember never to use.
-- Wendell Johnson |
